- Tesco Juvenile Card '10 funny jokes for someone who is 10 today' - If I have five eyes, three red ears and a green nose, what am I? Really ugly! What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers! Where do monkeys make toast? Under a gorilla! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What do you call an apply gives a banana a black eye? A fruit punch! What do cats have for breakfast? Mice krispies! How do you make a toilet toll? Throw it down a hill! Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he wanted to be smartie! What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A very long toothbrush! What did one eye say to the other eye? There's something between us that smells!
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