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300 Excuses Why You're Not Getting Laid Book

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★ Hilarious gift for the single friend in denial, your recently divorced uncle, or anyone who swears they're “just focusing on themselves” ★ ★ Guaranteed to get laughs at Secret Santa, birthday parties, or any moment that needs some painfully honest humour ★ ★ For the guy who thinks he’s a ladies’ man but owns three different body sprays and no clue ★ ★ Buy this for your mate who’s always ghosted, your brother who lives on dating apps, or your dad who still uses pick-up lines from the 80s ★ ★ Ideal for that one friend who needs a laugh more than a date ★ Ever found yourself fumbling for a reason why you’re still single? Blamed the weather, your ex, or the alignment of Mercury? Good. You’re in the right place. 300 Excuses for Why You’re Not Getting Laid is the ultimate collection of totally unserious, absolutely unnecessary, and painfully relatable excuses for your dry spell. From the classics to the downright absurd, this book is your go-to guide for blaming anything but yourself. Perfect for toilet reading, pub banter, or giving your mates a not-so-subtle hint. Whether you’re newly single, permanently unlucky, or just in it for the laughs, this book delivers a healthy dose of humour and zero practical advice. Makes a brilliant gift for: Birthdays, breakups, and banter Secret Santas and stocking fillers Boyfriends, bachelors, and bros with bad luck Let’s be honest. You probably don’t need this book. But your ego does.

AuthorLawrence Harvey & Joey Bernard
PublisherExcuse Me Publishing
ISBN-139781399983648
GenreHumour & Comedy

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300 Excuses Why You're Not Getting Laid Book
300 Excuses Why You're Not Getting Laid Book

FREE delivery

£9.99

FREE delivery

FREE delivery

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  • FREE standard delivery between Tue 19 May - Wed 20 May

  • £5.00 express delivery between Tue 19 May - Wed 20 May if you order before 3pm

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