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image 1 of The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift
image 1 of The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift
image 1 of The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift
image 1 of The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift

The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift

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£9.99/each

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  • £5.00 express delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb if you order before 3pm

Returns available within 30 days.

Highlights

  • FUNNY GIFT FOR MEN: The perfect unusual novelty gift for the man in your life who just never listens!
  • CHEAPER THAN HEARING AIDS: This joke gift is much cheaper than hearing aids (but probably less effective).
  • EASIER THAN GETTING A NEW BOYFRIEND/ HUSBAND/ DAD: Gifting the Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet is easier than getting a whole new man (but definitely less effective).

Description

Sick and tired of having to repeat yourself to a man in your life over and over again? Before you get him fitted for hearing aids, try this: The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet. By amplifying and channelling sounds directly into their ear canal, they now have no excuse for not hearing you when you asked them to put the washing on! Disclaimer: if selective listening continues to occur you may need to replace the man with a newer version.

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb
  • £5.00 express delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb if you order before 3pm
Returns

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The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift
The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet - Funny Joke Gift

£9.99

£9.99/each

Highlights

  • FUNNY GIFT FOR MEN: The perfect unusual novelty gift for the man in your life who just never listens!
  • CHEAPER THAN HEARING AIDS: This joke gift is much cheaper than hearing aids (but probably less effective).
  • EASIER THAN GETTING A NEW BOYFRIEND/ HUSBAND/ DAD: Gifting the Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet is easier than getting a whole new man (but definitely less effective).

Description

Sick and tired of having to repeat yourself to a man in your life over and over again? Before you get him fitted for hearing aids, try this: The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet. By amplifying and channelling sounds directly into their ear canal, they now have no excuse for not hearing you when you asked them to put the washing on! Disclaimer: if selective listening continues to occur you may need to replace the man with a newer version.

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb
  • £5.00 express delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb if you order before 3pm
Returns

Not happy with a Marketplace item? You can request a return and refund online up to 30 days after the delivery date. You'll need to return the item to the Marketplace seller.Our returns policy

£9.99

£9.99/each

Collect Clubcard points on Marketplace products

Sold and sent by Boxer Gifts

Sent by courier

  • FREE standard delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb

  • £5.00 express delivery between Tue 10 Feb - Wed 11 Feb if you order before 3pm

Returns available within 30 days.

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