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Had a Fall Button - Joke Gift

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  • FREE standard delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb

  • £5.00 express delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb if you order before 3pm

Returns available within 30 days.

Highlights

  • • Talking button that yells dramatic old age quotes
  • • Wears around the neck like a faux emergency alert
  • • Funny birthday or retirement gift for anyone over 30

Description

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve taken a tumble!” at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn’t call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb
  • £5.00 express delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb if you order before 3pm
Returns

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Had a Fall Button - Joke Gift
Had a Fall Button - Joke Gift

£7.99

£7.99/each

Highlights

  • • Talking button that yells dramatic old age quotes
  • • Wears around the neck like a faux emergency alert
  • • Funny birthday or retirement gift for anyone over 30

Description

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve taken a tumble!” at the press of a button. Ideal for 40ths, 50ths, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn’t call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb
  • £5.00 express delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb if you order before 3pm
Returns

Not happy with a Marketplace item? You can request a return and refund online up to 30 days after the delivery date. You'll need to return the item to the Marketplace seller.Our returns policy

£7.99

£7.99/each

Collect Clubcard points on Marketplace products

Sold and sent by Boxer Gifts

Sent by courier

  • FREE standard delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb

  • £5.00 express delivery between Sat 7 Feb - Mon 9 Feb if you order before 3pm

Returns available within 30 days.

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