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What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?â€What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.â€Dads are curious creatures. They think nothing good happened to music since the time they were teenagers, have strong opinions on the best type of screwdriver, and live in fear of an even scarier creature called Mum. What's worse, they only have a limited vocabulary that they can use to express themselves. And what Dad says and what Dad means are very different things.Boring Things Dad Says is a user manual for understanding just exactly what your dad is trying to tell you, including:Money doesn't grow on trees, you know?Is that what they're calling music these days?I don't know, go and ask your mother.Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler or a joke gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect funny present for dads of all ages and in all their forms!
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AuthorRupert Baxter
FormatPaperback
ISBN-139781804953358
PublisherPenguin

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Boring Things Dad Says
Boring Things Dad Says

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£8.99

£8.99/each

Description

What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?â€What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.â€Dads are curious creatures. They think nothing good happened to music since the time they were teenagers, have strong opinions on the best type of screwdriver, and live in fear of an even scarier creature called Mum. What's worse, they only have a limited vocabulary that they can use to express themselves. And what Dad says and what Dad means are very different things.Boring Things Dad Says is a user manual for understanding just exactly what your dad is trying to tell you, including:Money doesn't grow on trees, you know?Is that what they're calling music these days?I don't know, go and ask your mother.Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler or a joke gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect funny present for dads of all ages and in all their forms!
Sold by Boxer Gifts (Boxer (Llarn) T/A Boxer)

AuthorRupert Baxter
FormatPaperback
ISBN-139781804953358
PublisherPenguin

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Fri 21 Nov - Sat 22 Nov
  • £5.00 express delivery between Fri 21 Nov - Sat 22 Nov if you order before 3pm
Returns

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Christmas returns

We've extended our usual returns policy for Christmas gifts. You can return gifts purchased between 1 October and 24 December 2025 until 31 January 2026.

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