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Letters To Human Race...From The Cat

Letters To Human Race...From The Cat

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Dear Human Race,It is with much regret, and a huge sigh of frustration, that I am writing this letter.For generations you have been taking our goodwill for granted but it behoves me, as a representative for my species, to say 'enough is enough'. You are unpredictable and inconsistent, often behaving in a way that is illogical to us and frankly unhygienic (all that touching!). I believe the modern phrase is 'You just don't get me!'Well, no more. My fellow felines and I have put pen to paper and paw to keyboard to write a series of letters that I believe will put you on the path to understanding where you've gone wrong. We feel we have covered most of your most common errors - from the food you give us (both the lack of quality and quantity) and your insistence on having other cats (and even dogs) in the house, to your bizarre toilet habits and our obsession with your socks.Consider this your performance review from cats... and you don't come out well.Yours sincerely,Sidney Fishbone, Esq.
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AuthorVicky Halls
FormatHardback
PublisherHACHETTE
ISBN-139781788405546

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Letters To Human Race...From The Cat
Letters To Human Race...From The Cat

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Description

Dear Human Race,It is with much regret, and a huge sigh of frustration, that I am writing this letter.For generations you have been taking our goodwill for granted but it behoves me, as a representative for my species, to say 'enough is enough'. You are unpredictable and inconsistent, often behaving in a way that is illogical to us and frankly unhygienic (all that touching!). I believe the modern phrase is 'You just don't get me!'Well, no more. My fellow felines and I have put pen to paper and paw to keyboard to write a series of letters that I believe will put you on the path to understanding where you've gone wrong. We feel we have covered most of your most common errors - from the food you give us (both the lack of quality and quantity) and your insistence on having other cats (and even dogs) in the house, to your bizarre toilet habits and our obsession with your socks.Consider this your performance review from cats... and you don't come out well.Yours sincerely,Sidney Fishbone, Esq.
Sold by Boxer Gifts (Boxer (Llarn) T/A Boxer)

AuthorVicky Halls
FormatHardback
PublisherHACHETTE
ISBN-139781788405546

Delivery
  • FREE standard delivery between Fri 14 Nov - Sat 15 Nov
  • £5.00 express delivery between Fri 14 Nov - Sat 15 Nov if you order before 3pm
Returns

Not happy with a Marketplace item? You can request a return and refund online up to 30 days after the delivery date. You'll need to return the item to the Marketplace seller.Our returns policy

Christmas returns

We've extended our usual returns policy for Christmas gifts. You can return gifts purchased between 1 October and 24 December 2025 until 31 January 2026.

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