Scrumptious
This is currently the best flavour available. (Sad wave to mr pineapple). It is so yummy and overwhelmingly ham flavoured that it's easy to forget you are eating cheese and its very healthy for a spreadable. For the best flavour hit squeeze directly into your mouth from the tube. It cuts out the middleman, bread, who usually dilutes the flavour. P.s. I'm not addicted to this tasty little devil.
Tasty
Very nice, I have always liked this.
Horrible
Tastes very synthetic and not nice at all. Tastes nothing like ham