Emotional Rescue Birthday Card Humour

£ 2.00
£2.00/each
  • - 121 x 228 cm
  • - Royal Mail Postage: Standard Letter Size
  • - A FUNNY JOKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY A burglar breaks into a house one night and he is about to lift the dvd player off its shelf he hears a voice in the dark saying ,"Jesus is watching you!" scared, the burglar freezes and listens intently. After a few minutes he puts the voice down to his imagination and reaches for the dvd player again. "Jesus is watching you!" says the voice again. In shock the burglar switches on the torch and shines it round the room to find the source of the voice. The torch's beam comes to rest on a parrot in its cage. "Did you say that?" asks the burglar. "I did!" replied the parrot, "But I'm only trying to warn you!" "You, warn me?!" scoffed the burglar." And who the hell are you to warn me?" "Moses," replied the parrot, "Moses! What kind of people call their parrot Moses?" The Parrot squawked, then said, "The kind of people who ...
  • .. Call their Rottweiler, 'Jesus'" Have a great Birthday

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