Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.
Tim Vine is a British comedian, writer, actor and presenter. He starred in the BBC series NOT GOING OUT, has written joke books and has released four comedy DVDs. He can be followed on Twitter at @RealTimVine and go to his website for more puns and silliness - www.timvine.com.